A Note from the Editorial Board

Given that many irate letters from The Readership have flooded the Lost Blueprint office, the Editorial Board has decided to make public its internal staffing "situation."

As you know, there have been few posts to Lost Blueprint over the last two weeks. This is because the columnists have been feebly trying to protest what they claim are lousy wages (or, as Razz Trumble points out, no wages). The protest led to a revolt, which led to a squashing of the revolt, which led to U.N. peacekeepers being called in. After food, shelter, and medical care were distributed throughout Lost Blueprint Land, diplomatic measures were employed. The Editorial Board and the columnists have reached an agreement wherein the columnists will have their pictures posted and all job-related expenses paid. We should point out at this juncture that sniffing glue and smoking kind bud are not job-related expenses (a-HUM, Mr. McGee and Mr. Lamont). In addition, beer is also not a job-related expense (Mr. Trumble); nor is really expensive, clown-colored makeup (Ms. McMouth).

In accordance with our agreement, here are the pictures of our esteemed columnists:



The Editorial Board appreciates the comments and suggestions of The Readership and we hope you were not too horribly traumatized by the absence of humorous and witty commentary you have all come to expect from Lost Blueprint columns. As many of you said, the lack of updates on Lost Blueprint have caused you to admit yourselves to psychiatric wards and we only hope you did so voluntarily and can thus leave at any time you wish.

With all due respect and regard,
The Lost Blueprint Editorial Board