TRAVELOGUE: DOOR COUNTY, WI

by Mandy Meander

It's fall. So, we went to Door County because all the magazines are doing it and we're trying desperately to keep up with everyone else.

Here's what you should not do in Door County:

1. Don't go in to the local tavern and yell, "Bears rule!"

2. Don't go in to the local antique store and say, "Door County is so quaint, but I wouldn't want to live here."

3. Don't pull in to the parking lot of the general store, get out of your car, look around at the other cars, and say, "You know, those American cars are going to fall apart about thirty seconds after the warranty runs out."

4. Don't get back in to your Japanese car after saying #3.