Movie Review with LuLu LaRue

by LuLu LaRue
Movie Critic, Kinda

Movie: "Friends with Money"
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Here's what I learned from "Friends with Money":
1. If you are a major pothead, you should hang out with like-minded potheads because nonpotheads will talk about you behind your back
2. If you are a major pothead who just quit your job and you have to scam samples of face lotion from beauty counters, maybe you should spend less money on weed
3. If you have $2 million to spare, don't talk about it with people who don't have $2 million, spend it you dumb fool
4. If you are building an addition to your house, alienate your neighbors before construction begins so that you don't have to wonder why they hate your guts during construction

I'm sure there were other lessons to learn in the movie, probably some existential things like how we relate to each other and how life eventually works itself out, but I think the most important lesson was: wash your hair.

LuLu LaRue gives this movie two smiles out of five. Good enough to watch when there's nothing else available, but maybe not so great if you have a chance to watch a rerun of "Lost."