Lost Blueprint

LOST BLUEPRINT: Serious, slanted, fictional journalism

10.05.2006

Lost Blueprint Gets Its Politics On

by Lost Blueprint Editorial Board

Bush, Condi, Cheney, and Rummy showed up at the Federal Building's plaza this afternoon, just in time for the World Can't Wait protest in their honor. They have big heads.











The Lost Blueprint Editorial Board chooses not to protest this administration. Instead, we offer a challenge: We challenge the president to a bicycle race. A 200 meter, 2-up sprint on the road of the president's choice, excluding all roads in the Middle East. If the president wins, we continue on with the Twilight Zone version of the Mission Accomplished charade. If the Lost Blueprint Editorial Board wins, we treat leaders of other countries with respect and mandate that the second syllable in America be pronounced properly.

And don't try to intimidate us, Bush. We don't care if you rode around your ranch with Lance Armstrong. We know you were using training wheels.

Yeah. That's right. We said it.