Lost Blueprint

LOST BLUEPRINT: Serious, slanted, fictional journalism

11.21.2006

TOP 3 REASONS WHY NEWSCORP DROPPED THE OJ PROJECT

by PhD McGee

1. When they said they realized it was an "Ill-conceived project," what they meant was, "All our advertisers are pulling out so now we're not making any money."
2.OJ is particularly difficult to work with, especially since he insists on deleting the "If" in "If I did it."
3. OJ Simpson is so last century.